The Internet's Worst

Episode 14! In this episode we break down (and tear down) 4 major holiday releases:  Dragon Age: Inquisition Assassins' Creed: Unity Far Cry 4 Grand Theft Auto V for next-gen Then Loki , Rob , and Stizzy discuss the logic behind releasing unfinished games and the perils of yearly releases.    Plus, this episode features, for the first time, a 3 minute  live listen-in on what it's like for the Internets' Worst to play video games.  Loki and Rob stumble through a mission in AC: Unity, while Stizzy plays Pokemon.   Enjoy tomorrow! And tomorrow! And tomorrow!  Episode 14 The Grand Far Dragon Creed Yes, I know I messed up the Fight Club quote. 

It's episode lucky 13 as Loki buys an XBox One, while Rob and Stizzy to convince him that's he got a problem playing too many games. It's a gaming intervention! Also, Nintendo musings, mild racism and some Call of Duty game or something.  Enjoy, won't you? Episode 13 Xbox Fun  

Episode 12 of The Internets' Worst gaming podcast is here! Join Loki , Rob , Stizzy , and Nick as they discuss: Great (and lousy) video game protagonists  Game you hate to love and love to hate How much Dark Souls sucks. Like really. I had to cut 20 minutes of Dark Souls chatter because it just ended with me screaming.  Enjoy Today! And Tomorrow! Episode 12: Dark Souls Sucks *note* I cannot apologize more for the audio than I already have 

Episode 11 of The Internets' Worst Gaming podcast is live! The guys give their final verdict on Bungie's latest shooter/MMO game, Destiny! Plus, they discuss the problems of "video game journalism" and why it's so maligned! Due to technical errors, this episode is now 50% off! We pass the savings on to you! Enjoy now! 11 The Joke is Gaming Journalism 

The Very-Latest episode of The Internets' Worst Gaming Podcast is here! Join the gang as they talk all things Gamescom live from Germany*. Also, Rob embarrasses himself playing a scary game. Plus, Jo Stizzy proclaims, "All indie games suck." Agree? Disagree? Have no opinion either way? Then listen along and scream at your computer! Enjoy now! Episode 10: Independent GameScum   *It happened live in Germany, we recorded in 2 parts on 8/13/14 Also, Trying new direct-link formatting. Previous posts have links to full episode list.

Episode 09 is here! Really late! After a few weeks to recover from last episode, join Loki , Nick , Rob and Stizzy as they discuss Bungie's latest game: Destiny.  Also, they talk about more delays in gaming, HD Remixes, and whether or not a game is worth paying full price for again. It is your destiny (heh heh) to listen to this episode! Enjoy now! Episode 09 The Weight of Density

The (belated) next episode of the Internet's Worst gaming Podcast is here! Join Loki and Rob as they discuss E3 2014 and breakdown/tear down every conference! And now, jokes in three's: Microsoft  games, games, games, games I liked as a kid EA sports, sports, sports, studio tours Ubisoft reloading, reloading, reloading, Aisha fucking Tyler Sony fat guy talking, fat guy talking, fat guy talking, best games of the show Nintendo Oops, forgot to watch this one Enjoy Already! Episode 07: Electronic Entertainment Experts Warning: Rob lost his original audio for this episode, so we had to use a backup, which is of poorer quality. All apologies.

The next (sort of) episode of the Internet's Worst gaming podcast is here! Join Loki , Rob , Stizzy and Nick in this (mostly unedited) Special Un-numbered Episode! Learn about great things like: JOKES and why they are funny WATCH_DOGS and why it's a great game GAME REVIEWS  and why they are bad, done by bad people Plus, homework assignments(which may or may not be followed up on) over-rated stand-up comedians, and  a look into Rob's creativity/sensitivity. Enjoy now! Episode Special: This is how Jokes Work https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ Warning: as this is mostly un-edited, recorded from one track, some background noise still exists. Apologies.

Episode 06 of the Internet's Worst gaming podcast is here! Join Loki, Rob and Stizzy as they discuss moral choices in games, while carefully avoiding discussing their own flawed morality! Good choices, bad choices, choosing NOT to choose! (And now, Dungeons and Dragons jokes) Loki is Chaotic Good! And would blow up a building to save a baby! Rob is the rare True Neutral, who has no opinion one way or the other! Stizzy is Lawful Evil and would appreciate it if you didn't narc on him, ok? Listen now! Episode 06: Moral Mishaps https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ Note: the introduction was recorded at an earlier time. Also, that thumping sound in Loki's audio is his headset cable. Sorry.

Episode 5 of the Internet's Worst gaming podcast is here! Join Loki, Rob, and returning special guest Nick as they discuss Nintendo's downfall and the best and worst multi-player of the last generation! Loki asks questions, then cheats on giving the answers! Rob has a 5-point plan to save Nintendo from bankruptcy! Nick has his dogs barking in the background! Jo Stizzy was not available this week, but will be next time! Enjoy today! Episode 05 More Like Nintendon't  https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ Does anybody want to play Payday 2?

Episode 4 of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is here! Join Loki, Stizzy and Rob as they discuss: The latest trailer for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare! Loki complains about Duke Nukem Forever years too late! Other first-person shooters like Borderlands (again) and Destiny! Click the link now! Episode 04: Shooting the Breeze and also Guns https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ Apologies for any background static, it's in the source audio 

Episode 3 of The Internet's Worst Podcast is here! Join Loki, Rob, Stizzy and special guest Nick (who has to leave in the first 15 minutes) as they discuss Indie vs. AAA Games, discuss the summer games drought, and wax nostalgically about LEGO and POGs. LOOK at how long this episode is comparatively! LISTEN as Loki's audio is the worst in terms of quality this time! FEEL your eardrums burst when that guitar kicks in! CLICK this link: https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ Bonus game: try to guess the amount of lies Loki tells in this episode

The second episode of The Internet's Worst gaming podcast is here! Join Loki, Rob, and Stizzy as they discuss The Last of Us moving to Playstation 4, Borderlands NOT moving to current gen, games that they never finished and games they wished lasted longer. Thrill as Loki screws up another intro! Chill  as Stizzy's audio inexplicably changes in quality! Spill your drink because it was not properly secured! Click now! Episode 2: The Worst of Us https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ WARNING: Contains adult language used by people who claim to be adults.

The pilot/premiere/debut episode of The Internet's Worst gaming podcast is here! Episode 01: The Phantom Menace of Pain Join Loki Jarson, Jo Stizzy, and Rob as they discuss Assassin's Creed IV and stealth overall in video games. In-depth discussion! Generalized discussion! Non sequiturs! A beginning Loki insisted on having published! Enjoy Now! https://googledrive.com/host/0B0MYftqs39wMQkRqLWxyeHIwRzg/ WARNING: Contains excessive foul language and slight audio clipping. Also, video games. Even if you don't like those, you should listen anyways.