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Yeah, so, I beat Witcher 3 way back on December 23.  Turns out a 1-month deadline for an epic open-world RPG really wasn't that big a deal. So, why has it taken so long for this final write-up? Because I've written and re-written this whole stupid essay, like 4 times now, on how I don't think The Witcher 3 is a bad game but I just hate it. Certainly, there are things I like about it, but those are overwhelmed by shit I don't. Stuff I hate: Combat: slow, clunky. Whoops, took out the wrong sword, gotta get smacked in the face by a wolf now. Main character Geralt and his voice actor Doug Cockle: Dude belongs in the Hall of Fame of garbage voice actors. *gruff, scratchy voice* "Have you seen Ciri? No? Wanna play the world's shittiest card game, then?" Yennifer: Nope, that's how she spells it. "Geralt, do this thing for me. Geralt, will you help me with this? Geralt, hurry up, why is the main quest taking you so long? Have you see...

You've waited all year and here it is! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast Best Games of 2015! The Witcher 3 , Fallout 4 , Life is Strange , Rocket League , Batman: Arkham Knight , Black Ops 3 ! Where do these hit games stack up in our lists?  Which game will be the best of the best of the best? Also, indie games, great HD remakes and even a few surprises! This is a continuation of the previous episode, so after the intro, it immediately goes right into our Honorable Mentions of the year. Finally, we discuss how these games make us feel and look forward to 2016.   Spoilers abound for every game ever! Plus: Loki thinks that he clicks his tongue too much. Stizzy feels that he talks too much. Rob loves himself some RPGs. and Nick is not in this episode, but he said he favorite game was Black Ops 3 , because that was the only game from 2015 he played. Episode 27b: The Absolute Best of 2015 note...

The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! 2015 is over, which means it's time for the yearly game awards. First up, the absolute worst, un-fun and most boring games of 2015. From poor design choices and graphical issues, to games that were just plain disappointing, there's a bit of everything in this episode. Also, honorable"meh"tions returns for the second year in a row: games we didn't hate, but could and should have been much better. Plus:  Loki gets madder and madder as his list goes on. Rob  despises repetitiveness. and Stizzy proves himself the most clever of all. Episode 27a: The Dirt Worst of 2015  Note: this is another 2-parter, with the best games episode coming Monday, Jan 4. I split them into two shows for length concerns.